What is this "My Movie Timeline?" I hear you ask, well I love film and it has always amused me when 2 films are set in the same year as each other, and so I thought i'd try to make a visual timeline of all my favorite films.
65,000,000BC
A mosquito becomes irrevocably trapped in tree resin.
A giant meteorite strikes Earth and creates a parallel dimension where dinosaurs continue to thrive.
4,000,000BC
Aliens leave monolith on Earth.
1,000,000BC
A phone box briefly arrives from the future containing Bill S Preston and Ted 'Theodore' Logan.
100,000BC
The Thing crash-lands on Earth.
10,000BC
D'Leh wins the White Spear after killing a mammoth. Later he sets out on a journey to save his wife Evolet from a warlord.
8000BC
Ra arrives on Earth via mothership and takes a host from the North African desert.
480BC
King Leonidas and his 300 spartan soldiers fight off the Persian forces sent by Xerxes
272BC
The 1st sovereign emperor of China federates the seven warring states & imposes on Lo Pan the curse of "no flesh".
10
Conan the Barbarian is enslaved, becomes a gladiator, thief, sword-for-hire, destroys the snake cult, avenges his parents' death by taking Thulsa Doom's head, and becomes king by his own hand.
168
Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius begins his 12 year campaign against the Barbarian Tribes.
180
General Maximus wins the battle in Germania, Marcus Aurelius is murdered by his son Commodus and Commodus becomes Emperor.
507
King Hrothgar celebrates his new mead hall, Heorod. The voice disturbs the monster Grendel who comes to the hall and kills the Danes. Beowulf hears of the monster and sails to Denmark to kill Grendel.
593
Masasume, father-in-law of the man who would later be known as Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez, gives Ramírez a unique sword crafted by himself.
1003
Pai-Mei nods to a passing Shaolin Monk, but the monk does not nod back, so demands his neck. This is refused, so he massacres the 60 monks in the temple. The legend of the five-point palm exploding heart technique begins.
1209
Genghis Khan, roaming the hills, is kidnapped.
1314
Robert The Bruce leads the Scots against the English to win their freedom.
1357
Several bungling American archeologists briefly appear from the future.
Prof. E.A. Johnston left a note to be found in the future by his students, so they would come back in time to help him.
1429
Joan of Arc kidnapped by Bill & Ted while praying.
1524
A rebellion against General Katana on planet Zeist is quashed.
1536
The MacLeod clan face off against the Fraser clan.
1541
Connor MacLeod meets Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez, who sounds a bit Scottish.
1605
Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up the Houses of Parliament (Big FAIL)
1632
One-eyed Willy trapped in a cave and draws a treasure map.
1783
Connor MacLeod stabbed over 8 times in a duel - and survives.
1796
Connor MacLeod begins living on Hudson Street under the name Adrian Montagu. He would continue to live here until at least 1985 under the names Jaques Lefebret, Alfred Nicholson, Rupert Wallingford and Russell Nash.
Napoleon fights the Battle of Castaglione.
1802
Captain "Lucky" Jack Aubrey leads the HMS surprise to victory against the French privateer Acheron.
1805
Napoleon invades Austria, and is then kidnapped and taken to the future.
Capt Jack Aubrey leads the HMS Surprise against French warship the Acheron.
1810
Beethoven kidnapped mid-performance
1863
Abraham Lincoln is kidnapped and taken to the future.
Men delivering gold are killed by a futuristic machine gun; their cargo mysteriously disappears.
1865
A half-man, half-fish hybrid is found, and named Abraham.
1866
Captain Nemo travels with his submarine.
1872
Phileas Fogg journeys around the world, in about 80 days.
Billy the Kid is kidnapped and taken to the future.
1880
A small clipper ship get caught in a fog bank and crashes against the rocks of Spivey Point.
Billy the Kid is kidnapped and taken to the future.
1884
Mad Dog Tannen shoots 12 men, not including some Indians and some Chinamen.
Rancher Dan Evans finds himself one of the escorts who will take Wade to the 3:10 to Yuma train in Contention for the reward of $200.
1885
Allan Quatermain discovers King Solomon's Mines.
Dr Emmett L Brown arrives in Hill Valley from 1955.
8am – Marty McFly arrives in Hill Valley from 1955.
1886
Allan Quatermain fakes his own death.
1891
Sherlock Holmes stops Lord Blackwood from killing the entire parliament.
1899
Allan Quatermain leads Captain Nemo, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray, vampiress Mina Harker, invisible man Rodney Skinner and Dr Jekyll/My Hyde against The Fantom.
Ichabod Crane investigates a series of gruesome murders.
Alexander Hartdegen proposes to Emma, just before she is killed in a mugging.
1899
Sigmund Freud is kidnapped by two high-school students from the future.
1902
Somebody tries to get a jump on the real-estate boom.
1912
Time-travelling dwarves appear on the intact Titanic, briefly.
1913
Mondoshawans return to Earth at the pyramids, to recover the four elements.
1917
James Cole is mistakenly sent to the trenches of France during World War I
Benjamin Button is born.
1928
Ra's Stargate is unearthed in Giza, Egypt by the Langford expedition.
1932
Detective Dick Tracy invents "Face Time" for his watch.
1935
John Coffey is executed on Death Row for a crime he didn't commit.
Indiana Jones escapes Chinese gangsters in Shanghai before falling into the Thuggee cult's plot in India.
Howard Hughes sets world speed record for flying at 352mph.
1936
Indiana Jones braces numerous traps in order to obtain the Hovito idol, only to have it quickly stolen away by his rival Rene Belloq.
1938
Indiana Jones travels to Venice to find his father, kidnapped by Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail.
A special jet-pack is created.
Alien invasion lands on Mars, before sending a test mission to Earth.
Hindenbug III docks with Empire State Building; Prof. Jorge Vargas goes missing. he is the 3rd scientist in as many months to disappear.
1939
Thomas and Martha Wayne are shot to death during a robbery, in front of their son Bruce.
Captain Daniel McCormack agrees to be cryogenically frozen by Harry Finlay.
1942
Private investigator Theodore "Teddy" Valiant is killed when a Toon drops a piano on him.
1942
President Roosevelt forms the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense to fight Hitler.
1944
Ofelia escapes the real world of her sadistic army general stepfather and meets the "Pale Man"
Captain John Miller of the US Army lands and leads a breakthrough of the German defenses at Omaha Beach
The Nazis attempt to open a portal and let out the 7 Gods of Chaos; a baby demon comes through and US soldiers adopt it.
1947
The U.S. Government shanghais Dr. Henry Jones, Jr. and a number of other scientists to examine the the wreckage of an alien spacecraft and the remains of its pilot.
Roger Rabbit is framed.
1948
The planet Krypton explodes.
1951
Kal-El arrives from Krypton.
Klaatu arrives on Earth with Gort and a cautionary message to halt experiments with violence, atomic energy, and space travel.
1951
The Military & Michael Cane fight giant mutated ants.
1955
Marty McFly arrives in Hill Valley, from 1985; Doc Brown invents the flux capacitor when he slips off his toilet.
1958
Biff Tannen wins his first million on a horse race.
A flesh eating mass from another world is stopped by a group of teenagers.
Thunderhead's cape snags on a missile.
1958
Biff Tannen named 'The Luckiest Man on Earth'.
Sarah Connor is born.
1960
The world picks itself up after the ravaging of World War III, spawning the rise of Big Brother.
The nuclear powered submarine USOS Seaview under goes her sea trials, which include a trip under the North Pole.
1967
Rocky starts calling himself the Italian Stallion.
1968
Zombie apocalypse begins as living dead begin to rise and devour the flesh of the living.
The Truman Show airs for the first time.
1969
Alan Parrish digs up the 'Jumanji' board-game; begins playing with Sarah Whittle but mysteriously disappears.
A chemical spill at the VA hospital brings corpses to life.
Aurora Borealis causes Frank Sullivan to talk to his son John in 1999 via a ham radio.
1971
Dr Lanning, Designer of the 3 Laws of Robotics Programs is born.
1972
3 talking apes from the future travel back in time and land off the coast of California.
1973
Astronauts travel 3000 years into the future and bring back talking apes, who are killed by the police and the investigation files sealed.
The Poseidon, a luxury liner on its last voyage from Athens to New York, is struck by a 90ft tidal wave and capsizes.
George McFly wins a writing award, or is killed, depending on the timeline.
1974
New York Jets football star “Flash” Gordon must save the world with only "15 hours to save the Earth!"
Howard Stark holds what would be the last Stark Expo for 34 years.
1975
Starsky and Hutch team up to take down a drug dealer.
The Earth's population - except Dr Robert Neville - is killed or turned into mutants by biological warfare between Russia and China.
A $3000 bounty is placed on the shark. Ohh "And the beach stays open..!"
1976
Rocky Balboa shocks the boxing world by lasting 15 rounds with heavyweight champ Apollo Creed - though Creed wins.
Norma and Arthur Lewis have a box dropped at their front door with a note from Arlington Steward
1977
Dr Robert Neville discovers he is not “The Last Man On Earth” and there are other survivors from the biological war.
The administrative program MCP (Master Control Program) is created by Ed Dillinger
1978
Superman appears for the first time.
Ed Dillinger presents ENCOM with Space Paranoids, Matrix Blaster, Vice Squad and two other high profile that he claims he created.
OCP enters into a contract with the Detroit city government to fund and run the Detroit Metropolitan Police Department.
1979
Biff Tannen successfully lobbies to legalise gambling, in one timeline.
Galaxt Quest TV series premieres.
Another great white shark attacks citizens.
Rocky Balboa loses the heavyweight title to Mr T (Clubber Lang)
1980
A "Fog Bank" rolls into the small town of Antonio Bay.
Air passengers are trapped after the pilot, co-pilot and navigator pass out due to poisoned food.
Superman throws a terrorist bomb from the Eiffel Tower into space, freeing General Zod from his glass prison.
The Thing assimilates Norwegian and American science teams.
1981
Rocky Balboa defeats Ivan Drago, who was already killed Apollo Creed, in an exhibition boxing match.
J.J. McClure & "Captain Chaos" compeate in a cross-country road race.
Kevin Flynn gets digitized by the MCP when trying to access the mainframe.
1982
Galaxy Quest TV series is cancelled.
A small asteroid crashed into the South Pacific/Indian Ocean area, Resulting in a devastating effect on many animals worldwide.
An alien ship stops above Johannesburg, South Africa.
E.T. goes home.
1983
Retired US Air Force Major Mitchell Gant slips into the Soviet Union to steal the most advanced stealth fighter built "Firefox" (Not the Browser) or MiG 31.
David Lightman plays a game of "Global Thermonuclear War"
Doc Brown commended/committed, depending on the timeline.
Louis Winthorpe and Billy Ray Valentine manage to deceive the Duke Brothers on the stock market, making them broke and becoming rich themselves.
Kevin Flynn is reinstated as an employer of ENCOM and gets promoted as V.P. Creative Development.
1984
Hotshot young detective, Axel Foley, leaves Detroit to follow the trail of his friend's murderer & busts a major cocaine ring.
Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler and Peter Venkman form the Ghostbusters.
Gizmo gets wet!
The first T-800 Terminator arrives from the future to kill Sarah Conner; Kyle Reese follows him to help Sarah.
Daniel Larusso beats John Kreese in a karate tournament.
Alex Rogan becomes the highest scoring player of the game "Starfighter"
1985
The Gathering occurs.
Scott Howard is shocked to discover he is a werewolf, then goes on to discover the importance of being himself and win the big game.
Gary and Wyatt, create Lisa, the perfect woman
Bud Fox is taken under the wing of the ruthless and greedy broker Gordon Gekko.
Einstein the dog travels a minute into the future, and Marty is chased by Libyans back into 1955.
1986
Ferris takes a day off..!
David Scott Freeman appears, having skipped the past 8 years of his life.
There can be only one..!
Jack Burton gets in trouble..!
Johnathon Switcher assembles a mannequin
Johnny Five is Alive..!
A Klingon Bird of Prey carrying the crew of the Enterprise procures two humpback whales
Gooooooooooooooooooose..!
1987
Murtaugh get a crazy new partner..!
Jenna Rink makes a wish
Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer is assigned to rescue a presidential cabinet minister kidnapped by guerrilla forces in Guatemala.
1988
Bill & Ted meet Rufus
Crown Prince Akeem of Zamunda arrives in Queens
Manhattan is declared a maximum security prison.
Ray Kinsella builds "it" and "They come"
11 yr old hacker "Zero Cool" banned from using a computer.
Nuclear war causes a fascist regime to take control of England.
John McClane gets a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
OCP takes the body of recently deceased Alexander James "Murphy" and uses it to create the first RoboCop.
1989
Dr John Hammond creates an amusement park of genetically-engineered dinosaurs.
Graboid worms terrorise locals.
James Cole appears from the future – he is locked in a mental hospital.
The USS Montana, sinks near the edge of the Cayman Trough.
Kevin Flynn disappears.
1990
8 year-old Kevin is left on his own for christmas
Gizmo gets wet again..!
1991
Dr. Benjamin Stone crashes in the rural hamlet of Grady.
Billionaire Howard Stark, father of Tony Stark, dies.
1992
Liu Kang defeats Goro and Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat
Khan Noonien Singh, assumes dictatorial control over one quarter of the planet Earth
Captain Daniel McCormick is accidentally woken up.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
Weatherman Phil Connors has a really long day
1993
Two plumbers enter a parallel dimension to rescue Princess Daisy.
Waynestock happens.
Dr Richard Kimble is arrested & later convicted for the murder of his wife.
1994
Dr Susan Tyler creates the Judas Breed of cockroaches, to wipe out the diseased roaches.
Egyptologist Daniel Jackson manages to activate the Stargate.
Time Enforcement Commission formed to regulate time-travel
1995
Angela Bennett is nearly killed over a computer disc
Ace Ventura investigates a stolen dolphin mascot.
Chuck Noland's FedEx cargo plane crashes
Judy and Peter join the 'Jumanji' board-game started 26 years earlier by Alan Parrish and Sarah Whittle.
T-1000 arrives from the future to kill John Connor, now protected by a reprogrammed T-800.
1996
Simon Phoenix & John Spartan are cryogenically frozen
Ethan Hunt is framed as an IMF mole
The SS Botany Bay leave Earth
5 billion people wiped out by disease
A Computer virus is uploaded into the mothership to save the earth
Austin Powers is defrosted.
1997
Agents J and K foil an intergalactic plot
Skynet goes online, Judgement Day follows.
Danny Glover kills a Predator
Sean Archer & Castor Troy swap faces
1998
Texas-sized asteroid blown up by an expert oil-driller
Godzilla visits New York.
Truman Burbank escapes television.
1999
A monolith appears on the moon.
Chuck Noland rescued.
Jason Nesmith & the "intrepid crew" fight Sarris.
Cole Sear sees dead people.
Earths ozone layer disintegrates.
Aurora Borealis causes John Sullivan to talk to his father Frank in 1969 via a ham radio.
2000
Major population boom.
Dr. Eldon Tyrell starts up his very own replicant production company
Virus created to pose as a bio-terrorist attack.
The alien race called "Psychlos" start there attack on earth which lasts only 2 hours.
2001
$163,156,759 stolen from the Bellagio Hotel & Casino.
A monolith is found on Jupiter.
2002
Elvis Presley and JFK fight an evil Egyptian mummy
A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields
Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically engineered spider
$9 billion stolen, and many of the world's terrorists killed.
The dead walks around in Raccoon City.
2003
The average Joes defeat Globogym in the ADAA Dodgeball championship.
Andrew Marek and friends travel to 14th century France to rescue Professor Edward Johnston.
World War 3 (again)
2004
Viral outbreak causes the dead to return to life
Rasputin returns to destroy the world
Max Walker brings Lyle Atwood from 1924 to sentence him
2005
After wondering the world Bruce Wayne returns to fight the injustice of Gotham as Batman
Unicron attempts to devour the planet Cybertron
The robot later to be known as "Andrew Martin" is powered up for the first time.
2006
Doug Carlin is off the case of the ferryboat bomb
Superman returns from his journey to the ruins of the planet Krypton.
The Joker faces off with Batman while Harvey Dent, now known as Harvey Two-Face, attempts to kill Jim Gordon
2007
Thomas Gabriel creates a "fire sale," taking out the country's transportational, financial & utility infrastructure
2008
Hulk fights Abomination
Iron Man battles the Iron Monger
The last male dragon awakens from its long hibernation.
A monster invades New York, removes The Statue of Liberty's head
Tony Stark and James "Rhodey" Rhodes fight Ivan Vanko (Whiplash).
2009
Birth of Diego Ricardo, the last human to be born on Earth.
Jerry Shaw comes home to his small rented room to find that it's full of illegal weapons and chemicals.
2010
Dr Heywood Floyd heads to Jupiter to discover The Discovery and reactivate HAL-9000.
The Great Earthquake hits San Diego and Los Angeles
MNU officers begin to issue eviction notices to the aliens in District 9.
Eight individuals are abducted from earth, dropped on an unknown planet and hunted by three predators.
2011
99% of the Earth's population is taken out by a virus
2012
The United States elects a female president.
Human civilization is devastated by multiple natural disasters, but a small portion of the population escapes in Government-provided "arcs".
After the apocalyptic events all books including the Bible are burnt.
2013
Approximately 20% of the American population is addicted to a drug known as Substance D.
Project "Adam" starts recruitment of a group of infants.
Global social collapse has crippled the earth creating conditions similar to nuclear winter.
Vincent Freeman is born with a high probability of developing mental disorders and heart defect.
2014
The Old Bailey is blown up by V.
2015
Permanent colony established on the Moon.
New eugenics laws made; one is that clones never reach consciousness.
The corrupt Houses of Parliament fall victim to a terrorist attack.
Marty Mcfly goes into the future to help save his son from Biff's grandson
2016
Tyrell Corp. secretly introduces NEXUS-6 models to off-world colonies.
2017
The Running Man gameshow is set up.
A lifeguard runs a nightclub in Steel Harbor — "the last free city"
Michael Newman finds himself fast-forwarded 10 years into the future thanks to a TV remote.
2018
John and Karen Brennick are imprisoned for attempting to have a second baby.
John Connor leads an assault on a Skynet Research and Development Facility.
2019
A boy in a motorcycle gang receives corrupt power from an ultimate source called Akira
Humans are created as insurance for the rich, using their DNA.
Ben Richards, Amber Mendez, William Laughlin and Harold Weiss must survive a TV execution gauntlet/game show to win their freedom.
Six Replicants led by Roy Batty hijack a shuttle and return to Earth.
2020
Quinn Abercromby (Batman) must fight the last male dragon in the world..!
The Hood takes over Tracy Island.
2021
A data courier carries the cure for Nerve Attenuation Syndrome
Kyle Reese joins the human resistance.
2022
Soylent Green is people..!
The deep space mining ship Nostromo investigate a signal coming from the moon LV-426
2022
A colony of humans crash-land on Arcadia 234.
2024
Precrime is founded.
Louise Marcus discovers that the ozone layer has in fact restored itself naturally.
2025
A corporation called "The Union" has perfected the creation of bio-mechanical organs.
2026
World War III (begins again).
2027
Kee the first woman to become pregnant in 18 years.
2028
NEB Corporation controls mining operations throughout the known solar systems.
2029
Reese and a T-800 are sent back to 1984.
Jerome Eugene Morrow, a former swimming star with a genetic profile "second to none" is involved in a car crash which leaves him paralyzed from the waist down.
2030
Alexander Hartdegen visits the Fifth Avenue Library Information Unit.
Vincent Freeman "buys" Jerome's identity and uses his "valid" DNA in blood, hair, tissue, and urine samples to join the Gattaca Aerospace Corporation.
2032
Commercial mining begins on Mars.
The SAPD thaws John Spartan to stop Simon Phoenix.
2035
A.I VIKI tries to take over the world
James Cole sent back to 1996 to find information about the disease that wiped out 5 billion people.
Todd and his unit are replaced by a new group of genetically-engineered soldiers.
2040
Deep space vessel Event Horizon sent to explore boundaries of Solar System.
2042
Eli travels on foot toward the west coast of the United States with a very special book..!
2043
A statue is unveiled with the inscription, "He inspired a message of hope embraced by a new generation."
2046
The lost ship Event Horizon is discovered in low orbit.
2047
The starship Lewis & Clark sent to investigate and salvage the lost starship Event Horizon (Bad times..!)
2054
Precrime has completely neutralized murder in the city.
2057
Humans are sent to the dying Sun in an attempt to ignite it with nuclear weapons.
2058
Berynium is discovered and ends Earth's energy crisis.
The Jupiter 2 sets off to Alpha Prime
2069
The Nebuchadnezzar is built
2071
All plant life on Earth has been made extinct.
2072
All citizens of Libria are required to take regular injections of the emotion-suppressing drug Prozium. with all emotionally stimulating material banned.
2079
A group of United States Colonial Marines aboard the USS Sulaco investigate LV-42 (Game over man..!)
Will Robinson creates a "Time Bubble" allowing the crew of the Jupiter 2 from 20 years ago to meet him and Dr. Zachary Smith.
Ripley wakes up in prison
2084
Douglas Quaid gets his arse to Mars
2098
Earth's atmosphere is destroyed and fills the sky with choking black smoke blocking the main source of energy for the Zero One.
2101
United States Colonial Marine Corps is formed.
The Architect creates the Matrix, a dream-like world set in the 20th century.
2110
Directive A 113 sent to tell Auto Pilot of the Axiom not to return to Earth.
2130
The crew of the Palomino stumbles upon the long, lost ship Cygnus, at the edge of a black hole.
2151
The interstellar war between Bilateral Terran Alliance and Dracs begins.
David awakes from his Lucid Dream after deciding he wanted to live a real life.
2200
Space cruiser C-57-D investigates the diapperance of the space ship BELLERPHON on Altair IV.
2151
Corben Dallas saves the world by retrieving the 4 element stones and kissing the fifth.
2356
Blood samples are recovered from Fiorina 161.
2379
The USM Auriga produces an Alien Queen out of the collected blood samples from Fiorina 161.
2381
The USM Auriga is over run by Aliens.
2411
Æon Flux finds out she is actually a clone, created with the recycled DNA of the dead.
2517
Malcolm Reynolds is a Space Cowboy, in Space..!
2599
The One is found and led down the rabbit hole.
2600
The Machines start drilling toward Zion.
2676
A transport ship "Hunter-Gratzner" crash lands on the nearby moon "Hades" where it only gets dark once every twenty two years. (Bad times)
2681
5 Years after escaping "Hades" Riddick arrives on the colonized planet New Mecca.
2688
Rufus travels back to 1988 to help Bill & Ted.
2805
EVE lands on Earth and meets WALL-E.
3000
Jonnie Goodboy Tyler is captured by a Psychlo raiding party and transported to a slave camp to mine for gold.
3955
Three astronauts, find out that apes have taken over what's left of a post-Atomic War Earth.
4001
The oceans freeze over, mankind becomes extinct and other intelligent life emerges.
10,191
"Spice Melange" has formed the fundamental block of all commerce and technological development in the known universe.
40.000
Barbarella takes on the evil, er, Duran Duran.
802,701
The Time Traveller finds that humanity has evolved into two separate races